1. This rule goes back to one your mom would tell you. Don't talk to somebody you don't know under any condition. You may talk softly to a friend, but absolutely do not give someone a head nod or anything else that will call attention to yourself.
2. A quick look in the mirror is okay, but don't spend a lot of time fixing your hair or clothing unless on a date. Pimple popping is only allowed after checking to see nobody else is around.
3. Do not talk about the girl you are with, and too further this rule don't talk about hopes of getting laid. If you are out on a date no one wants to hear you being lame and it could possibly get back to your date some how.
4. If there is a line then stand at least five feet back! You might see something you don't want to, or get accused of being gay.
5. It is not okay to pee directly next to someone in a urinal. Pending urinals are full then go to a stall. These next steps I cannot stress enough.
A. Lift the seat up to prevent your dribbling getting on the seat. Return the seat to the down position for the next person.
B. Stand closer it is shorter than you think.
C. Finally FLUSH!
6. Wash your hands after you are finished.
Following these simple rules will help you in the long run. If you come across some that I might have missed just let me know
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