Sunday, May 11, 2008

Promotion....Not Happening


Just so everyone knows  did not get the job I wanted. The only thing I have to show about the situation is "maybe I wasn't ready." I should not be very mad anyway because even managers are being let go because they did not get the position they wanted either. I guess I'm lucky because I'm happy being a store associate. Well actually I know wasn't ready for the position so live and let live about this.
They also got rid of the section I work in. Now, I have look for other avenues to take for work. The section I worked in has a free standing store just down the way from our store. I'm going to see if i can set up and interview. I guess I will have to keep you posted on this too.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

TEST

This is just a test publish to see how my new phone (blackberry curve) handles blogs.

TEST

Monday, May 5, 2008

Men's Bathroom Rules


1. This rule goes back to one your mom would tell you. Don't talk to somebody you don't know under any condition. You may talk softly to a friend, but absolutely do not give someone a head nod or anything else that will call attention to yourself.

2. A quick look in the mirror is okay, but  don't spend a lot of time fixing your hair or clothing unless on a date. Pimple popping is only allowed after checking to see nobody else is around.

3. Do not talk about the girl you are with, and too further this rule don't talk about hopes of getting laid. If you are out on a date no one wants to hear you being lame and it could possibly get back to your date some how. 

4. If there is a line then stand at least five feet back! You might see something you don't want to, or get accused of being gay.

5. It is not okay to pee directly next to someone in a urinal.  Pending urinals are full then go to a stall. These next steps I cannot stress enough.

A. Lift the seat up to prevent your dribbling getting on the seat. Return the seat to the down position for the next person.

B. Stand closer it is shorter than you think.

C. Finally FLUSH!

6. Wash your hands after you are finished.

Following these simple rules will help you in the long run. If you come across some that I might have missed just let me know

Saturday, May 3, 2008

My Birthday


In case anyone was wondering nothing bad happened to me on my birthday. The only thing that might cause me to say Karma came near me was my computer messed up/broke. Other than that I would like to thank everyone who had a hand in helping me break the curse. Maybe the next 25 will be super awesome. Well "maybe" is a key word we will find out a year from now.

This was not my cake, but I would have loved a donkey birthday cake!

Econ test


I took my economics test today and I earned a 31/50 roughly a 62%. Yes, I earned a D because their were 14 (not an exaggeration) different economic models we had to know, and it wasn't possible for me to remember them all. By now you might be freaking out that I'm even remotely happy about a D which is failing by my standards. The class average was a 44% (F), and that means they were no where close to even a D. The teacher just laughed and informed us that that would be the hardest test we would take. That is a lie because knowledge builds on top of itself. Highlight better than class average. Downside WAY under my standards.
I am taking full responsibility for my test results but I'm not going to lie I hurried and filled in answers for the last five questions because this girl in my class was snorting like a PIG. I could only think to myself "Please stop being a animal and blow your nose!" That didn't happen I had to listen to it for four and half hours. I hope next week this doesn't occur.

Friday, May 2, 2008

....25....


Okay so it is my birthday and nothing tragic has happened yet! I still have 16.5 hours remaining. So, for the remaining hours of this day I will be staying inside listening to music, doing homework and then going to work at 6:00 PM. I refuse to let Karma, God's evil henchman find me, find me and do anything bad!